Wednesday, May 27, 2009

[My Student's Joke]

cm biase kol 1.05pm, aku mesti kene msk klass..pastikn bebdk klas aku tu susun kusi meja b4 dorang start exam. Untuk arini paper Sivik start kol 3pm.So bayangkn la aku kene kawal klas tu bp punyer lame..

dh setel sume susun atur klas,then br la aku benarkn dorang wat keje masing2.ade yg study..ade yg sembang2..yang main dlm klas pun ade gak..berlari sane cni..memang kene sound la ngn aku

tgh tension2 cmtu...tibe2 dgr ade student panggil aku..

"teacher....teacher...."


owwhh...si Kaaven yg panggil rupenye...
"wait im coming..."
"haa nape awk panggil sy?"
"no..act i just wanna tell u 1 joke..can u listen for a while?"


hhurrrmmm...nk bg joke la plak Kaaven ni..mayb sbb die nmpk aku tension je td kot..nk amek ati la tu
"okey...whats da joke?"
"one day,a doc has passed away..then he come to c God..and the God said to da doc.."b4 u can enter da heaven,u must go to the hell 1st." so the doctor have been send to the hell.Then come a Lawyer,enggineer and police..God said "you also must go to da hell 1st b4 u can enter da heaven..dis is da rule"..so they also go to the hell...suddently a teacher come to c God..but God said "okey teacher,only you can directly enter da heaven,bcoz b4 dis u've already been in hell"


then Kaaven ask me again...
"so teacher..do u know why God said the teacher have been in hell b4??"


jenuh gak time tu aku pkir..ape maksud yg konon nye 'God' tu ckp cmtu..nape cikgu tu dh prnh msk neraka??hhurrmm....
belum sempat aku berpkir lg...student aku ni dh terangkn maksud die.

"maksud God tu ialah...sbb b4 dis teacher tu dh prnh msk klas berhadapan dgn segala mcm perangai murid..and klas itu sudah ibarat neraka bg cikgu.."


hahahaha....tibe2 aku tergelak bile pkirkn blk ape maksud die... tawuk xper....(kate aku dlm ati) ehehehe...

pastu die tny aku lg...

"isit true ar teacher...teacher rs klas ni umpama neraka ke?"


sng je aku jwp....
"it depends on you..if all of u perangainye mcm 'setan'..then kamu sume dh buat cikgu rs mcm berada dlm neraka bile msk ke klas kamu ni"


sambil tersenyum...aku pun berlalu pergi...(pergi blk kt meja aku..penat dr td asek diri je)
biar dorang lak pkir ape maksud ayat aku tu..huhuhu

3 comments:

Unknown said...

hurmm.. adakah rase mcm neraka?? huhuhu :p

apisDeath said...

hahahaha.. siot je , tp adela gak terasa cm hell bile dak2 kadet apis buat perangai.. ape lg , cari belalang kt padang la denda nye~

Mira said...

ehehe....cari belalang erh kamu !

 
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